nuclearglories:

sibiet:

i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok

Wow actually reading that made me kind of angry.

Going to an Irish pub. Kill me.

sweetestsintx:

I fucking hate when guys aren’t as kinky as me.

It’s like fucking a baby teddy bear.
Step your game up you bitch.

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